Im so bored

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And now, with my luck,'I'll be cutting it out over a sink in some dive motel next...

Your eye or your..erm..nevermind..lol

*THUD*

heheheheheheh....she was going to say penis

Ba-donk-a-donk, Baby maker, Baby's arm holding an apple, Baby's arm in a boxing glove, Bacon bazooker, Bacon rod, Badboy, Bagpipe, Bald Avenger, Bald butler, Bald-headed beauty, Bald-headed giggle stick, Bald-headed hermit, Bald-headed Jesus, Bald-headed yogurt slinger, Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser, Ball buddy, Baloney pony, Banana, Bat and balls, Battering ram, Bayonet, Bavarian Beefstick, Bean stalk, Beard splitter, Bearded burglar, Beastus maximus, Beaver buster, Beaver Cleaver, Bed snake

Sigh...

Twig-n-berries..

Henk hon, you have waaayyyy too much time on your hands..lol

Nah. There are websites out there with lists of hundreds and hundreds of euphemisms. They say that the more euphemisms there are on a subject, the more taboo the subject is or was.

One one site I alos found a list of porn movie titles. That's interesting, isn't it? Check it out:

http://www.starma.com/penis/daddyswank/daddyswank.html

lol...And this just proved my point hon..lol

It only takes a minute. A google search only takes 0.2 seconds, copying and pasting a weblink another three, that's it.

Ever play Googlised? it where you write in 2 words into google search and see if you can find only 1 topic/webpage of it. It bloody damn hard.

I don't get it. You mean, if you type "dildo" and "Jesus" you need to get a topic on dildos and Jesus?

Ooooh, let's try that one right now.

Oh... My... Gawd! There's actually a dildo called JESUS! He must be spinning in is grave. Or not. Well, you know what I mean.

No..ya got it all wrong...lol

There can be only one topic only..not a thousand million topics.

Its hard..very hard.

Only one? With 2 words? Gee, I think I can even get hits with whole clauses, like "my cat tried to strangle me last night."

Let's try it...

Aw. Nope. Can't believe no one ever put that sentence together. So... Can you give me an example of words that work? And do you have to put them between quotation marks?

Like: "Cher wig" or just "Cher" and "wig"

Pick two words at random out of a dictionary..

Lets see...*flicks pages*
Sequestrate and Diuretic. Nope..14 topics found
Sequestrate and Jumbo..even worse 2,70 topics found.
Sequestrate and Libretto. 529 topics found.

Okay, let's see... I'll just randomly pick a word... I've got "inanimate". Hmm... Not a rare word, I would think. Number two is... "scallop". Weird.

Now the question remains: do I put it like:

inanimate scallop (1670 hits)

or:

"inanimate scallop" (20 hits)

Dont add the ""..just the two words.

That's, like, you know, really harrrd...

Let's leaf through the dictionary more attentively...

"Contretemps" hardly ever used. And... "Jabberwocky" my Grammar and Syntax teacher's favorite!

32 matches? WHAT THE BLEEP BLANK BLANK BLEEEEEEEP?!